我的福利津貼……

????A. 肥得流油！

????B. 處于同等規(guī)模公司、同等職位的正常水平。

????C. 別提了。

得分：每次選擇答案A，雇主得一分。顯然你屬于管理層，你的答案肯定與公司普通員工的生活質(zhì)量沒有關(guān)系。每次選擇答案B，雇主得兩分。公司對(duì)你進(jìn)行了培訓(xùn)。無論公司從事的是什么行業(yè)，你都是一員干將。最后，每次選擇答案C，雇主得五分。你的生活很不如意，但你在把公司當(dāng)成禍根的同時(shí)，仍然把它看作自己的燈塔。擁有像你這樣瘋狂的員工，你的公司肯定能獲得成功。繼續(xù)努力。

????譯者：千牛絮

My combination of benefits and perks ...

????A. Is obscene!

????B. Is standard for somebody at my position in a company of this size.

????C. @$#% off.

Scoring: For each (a) answer, give your corporation one point. You are obviously an executive of some kind, and your answers have absolutely no bearing on the quality of life for average people in your corporation. For each (b) answer, give your corporation two points. The Organization has you trained. Whatever it's doing, you are contributing to it. Finally, for every time you chose (c）, give your company five points. Your life has been ground down to a nub, but you still identify with the entity that is your bane and your beacon. The enterprise must succeed with crazy people like you indentured to it. Keep up the good work.